THE PENNY POST
Ode to Stefan Zweig
By Andrei Codrescu
When you travel, you start noticing that peoples necks are quite eloquent. From the isle in the middle of the airplane you can see rows of long and short necks tense with degrees of anticipation, fear, boredom, curiosity. Right in front of me a long, well-wrinkled neck belonging, I think, to a man in his seventies, stretches forward toward the window like an egret watching a fish. Next to him, a short, fat neck emerges from a striped sweater like a Boleta mushroom from a tree stump. It swells as if its filling with music, than deflates suddenly like an empty wine skin. The owners bald dome is covered with reddish squiggles that look like musical notation. The man is a sitting orchestra! Next to him, the female version of the same neck is surrounded by a gold chain whose clasp rests squarely in the center of the back where the spine ends and the neck proper begins. Thats three necks in the seats ahead, and I can see dozens if I concentrate.
There is a passage in a story by Stefan Zweig, a wonderful writer not much read these days, where he describes the hands of gamblers in a casino. The narrator, a bored widow dying of sexual frustration, goes to the casino every day to watch the hands of gamblers. She never looks at their faces. She knows that the faces are composed for others, posed to look indifferent or stoic, to not betray emotion. The hands, however, are unselfconscious, they are avaricious, hungry, fearful, amused, aroused, filled with the nervous tics of their owners, jumping with energy, fingers intertwined to keep themselves still, constantly being restrained, reflecting character and emotion. One day, she sees a pair of young, aristocratic hands in an extreme state of excitement, more expressive than any hands she has ever seen. Thereby hangs an amazing tale called Forty Eight Hours in the Life of a Woman. I dont want to give it away, its better if you read it yourself.
Laura and I once sat in a cafe on a busy street watching peoples shoes as they walked by. We tried to guess from their shoes what their owners did, who they were, where they were going, what they were running from. We had no time to confirm our impressions by comparing them to their clothes or faces, because they went by too quickly, but we intuited in quick flashes entire destinies expressed in sandals, boots, dress shoes, pumps, stilettos, and sports. Chances are we were right, because we also considered, however unthinkingly, the shoe owners walking styles. It now turns out that the F.B.I. is developing an identification system based on walking because every persons walk is as individual as a fingerprint. Or so they say. God forbid you should start dancing as you walk: they might get you for impersonating a sprite.
People will rarely let you know them through words or faces, or any upfront body part. Watch the sections that dont get much press: necks, hands, feet, ears, and knees, and then you too can be a devilishly observant writer, just like me and Zweig.