BOSTON COMEDY CLUB, 82 W. Third St., 477-1000: Mon.Blue Monday, laugh w/ some of New Yorks best comics, 10 p.m., $5 plus one-drink min.
CAFÉ REMY, 104 Greenwich St., 267-4646: Wed.LATIN NIGHT; Thur.BRAZILIAN; Fri.AFTER-WORK PARTY; Sat.ROCK; please call for times and ticket info.
CAFÉ WHA, 115 MacDougal St., 254-3706: Mon.Brazil Night, 9 p.m., $10; Tue.Funk; Wed.-Sun.The Wha performs an eclectic show, call for showtimes.
COLLECTIVE: UNCONSCIOUS, 145 Ludlow St., 254-5277: Sun.-Open Stages, a true open stage where anything goes, 8 p.m., $3; Tue.Robert Beck Memorial Cinema, local, underground & independent film, 9:30 p.m., $5; Wed.Reverend Jens Anti-Slam, open mike, 8 p.m., $3.
CSV CULTURAL CENTER, 107 Suffolk St., 260-4080: Mon.Stupida Boyz, sketch comedy & music, 8 p.m., $14.
The Cutting Room, 19 W. 24th St., 917-860-7485: Fri.-Shock & Awe A-Go-Go, 11 p.m., through Aug. 30, $15.
DUPLEX, 61 Christopher St., 255-5438: Fri.Tribal Comedy, 10 p.m., $5; Sat.The Tommy Koenig Show, 10 p.m., $5.
Fez, Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St., 212-533-2680: Through August 27-Joan Rivers, the comic legend performs her standup material, Wed., 8 p.m., $25.
GARAGE RESTAURANT & CAFE, 99 Seventh Ave. S., 645-0600: Live jazz music nightly, call for schedule.
GASLIGHT, 14th St. & Ninth Ave., 807-8444, www.shellyriff.com: Tue.Songwriters Night, 7 p.m.
GENE FRANKEL THEATRE, 24 Bond St., 252-5336: Fri.-Mon.Unequalibrium, a modern comedy based on the Odyssey, Fri. & Sat., 8 p.m., Sun. & Mon., 7 p.m., call for closing date, $30.
GOTHAM CITY IMPROV, 158 W. 23rd St., 367-8222: Tue.Member Drive, 8 p.m.; Fri.Cal Revolutions, 8 p.m.; Fidget, 10 p.m.; Sat.Gotham Beyond, 8 p.m.; Format, 10 p.m., $7; Sun.Student Night, 7 p.m.
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB, 34 W. 22nd St., 367-9000: Call for current information on performing comedians.
HELENAS, 432 Lafayette St., 677-5151: Wed.Live flamenco, 8-10 p.m.
IDEYA RESTAURANT, 349 W. Broadway, 625-1441: Mon.Ola Fresca, Jose Conde, old Cuban standards and salsa classics, 9 p.m.-mid., no cover.
JUDYS CHELSEA, 169 Eighth Ave., 929-5410: call for current cabaret & comedy show information.
KAVEHAZ, 123 Mercer St., 343-0612: Wed.Ray Vega Jazz Sextet, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., $8 food/drink min.
LA BELLE EPOQUE, 827 Broadway, 254-6436: Sat.Jazz Brunch, noon-4 p.m.; evening jazz, beg. at 5:30 p.m.; Sun.Jazz Brunch, noon-4 p.m., $25 includes buffet & 1 drink.
THE LIVING ROOM, 85 Stanton St., 533-7235: Sun.Andrew Vladeck, 10:30 p.m.
MARIONS, 354 Bowery, 475-7621: Sun.Rebel Without a Pause, comedy by Reno, 5:30 p.m., $15; Brandon Olson presents Charlie, a go-go boys performance, 10 p.m., free; Mon.Pontani Sisters, dancing showgirls, 8:30 p.m., $3; Tue.Lee Byar, impersonator of the stars, 8 p.m., free if dining; Wed.DJ Mr. Gs Fun House, open mike, 8 p.m., free.
PRESENT CO. THEATORIUM, 198 Stanton St., 726-1935: Thur.Variety Open Stage, all welcome, 11 p.m. $5.
RAVEN CAFÉ, 194 Ave. A, 529-4712: Wed.Raven Open Stage featuring JOIE/DBG & friends, for singer/songwriters, poets and performance artists, sign-up 6:30 p.m., one drink min.
READE ST. PUB & KITCHEN, 135 Reade St., 962-8654: Thur.Live music by Chris Decker, 7 p.m.
THE RED ROOM, 154 E. Fourth St., 3rd Fl., (347) 742-8562: Call for information about live music & shows.
ROSES TURN, 55 Grove St., 366-5438: Mon.Indigo Rat, cabaret singers journey from 1920s Berlin to the darker 1930s, 7 p.m., $12.
SHIKIS JAPANESE RESTAURANT & COMEDY CLUB, 69 Seventh Ave. & Bleecker St., 206-7024: Fri. & Sat.Standup Sushi, all you can eat sushi special, 4-11 p.m., comedy, 11 p.m., two drink minimum.
THE SIDEWALK CAFÉ, 94 Ave. A, 473-7373: Sat.Joie/Dead Blonde Girlfriend, music in the tradition of Bob Dylan & Johnny Cash, mid., free.
SOHO PLAYHOUSE, 15 Vandam St., 615-9432: Sat.Sideshow Saturday Night, with Todd Robbins & Friends, 10:30 p.m., $22.50-$25, through Dec., call for more info.
SULLIVAN ST. PLAYHOUSE, 181 Sullivan St., 307-4100: Mon.Monday Night Magic, magicians eat glass, puncture assistants and pull rabbits from hats, 8 p.m., $25.
SURF REALITY, 172 Allen St., 673-4182: Various show offerings through the week, call for information.
THEATER FOR THE NEW CITY, 155 First Ave., 254-1109: Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself, starring Epstein & Hassan, open ended, Fri.-Sat., 10:30 p.m., $10.
VELVET RESTAURANT AND LOUNGE, 223 Mulberry St., 965-0439: Every other Wed.Underground hip- hop, 9 p.m.; Fri. & Sat.DJs spin tunes, 10 p.m.-2 a.m.